| 10) | Makes Me Feel Cheap Because I'm Not Staying The Night! |
| 9) | You're Gonna Write Me! (Yes... To Thank You For Visiting Ambit.) |
| 8) | Brings Back The Horror of High School Yearbooks! |
| 7) | I Don't Want You To Know I Forgot My E-Mail Address! |
| 6) | Brings Back The Horror Of High School English Assignments!! |
| 5) | Mommy Told Me Never To Talk To Strangers! And You Are Strange!! |
| 4) | I Never Inhaled... But What's My Name Again? |
| 3) | HUH??! I DOES NOT UNNERSTAN' WAT TWO DU!!!! |
| 2) | I Left My Pen
In My Jacket... In The Car... The Car's Locked And... OH MY GOD! My Car Keys Are In My Jacket!!! Gotta Run... |
| And The #1 Reason No One Signs The Guestbook Is: | |
| 1) | Monica
Lewinski & Joey Buttafucco Signed Guestbooks And Look What Happened To Them! |
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| SO... Sign The Guestbook! | |